So you can imagine the mini-'O' I had when I read about the latest gadget under the hood of my Gmail: AUTOPILOT. Yes, finally I can respond to your emails real time! Autopilot responds to your emails based on my preferences, writing style, emotional use, and brevity.
Of course, I had to share the news with my other googlephiles (aka googleaddicts) until Bill reminded me of the date today. Go ahead yuck it up - I've been had.
Happy April Fools Day