Craig's List Missed Connection Post
(hypothetical of course, I could never bring myself to write one for real)
Dear Hottie - We were at the HuffPo Inaugural Party together, you were on the Red Carpet, I was in the VIP section. We just missed each other - we were both in black suits. I have loved you since I was 6 (it was the way you flew, ice cold, no mistakes) and despite the weight you've gained for this new role you're preparing for, I will still love you. (no one likes a skinny man anyway.) If you see this and are interested...meet me in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. But with all the people hitting the French Quarter, how will we find each other you may ask? I'm sure you'll find a way!
NEW ORLEANS (AP) - "Batman Forever" star Val Kilmer will reign as celebrity king when the Krewe of Bacchus parade rolls through New Orleans on Feb. 22, two days before Mardi Gras.
Kilmer will be decked out in royal apparel as he rides through the city on a float in the annual parade.
Last year, wrestler and reality TV star Hulk Hogan was the krewe's celebrity king.
Kilmer's screen credits also include "Top Gun," "The Doors" and 2006's "Deja Vu" with Denzel Washington, which was filmed in New Orleans.
(Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)